More tranny stories later!
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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