I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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