Just mADE A PArabola og urine
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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