When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We got so high we made milksteak
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
