Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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