Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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