it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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