Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Non-Jews are for practice
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.