dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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