we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME