I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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