Dual....:-)
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
wow bdsm is so cute
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
