i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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