i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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