Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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