I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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