Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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