Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
where are you?
Hypothermia
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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