I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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