Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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