Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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