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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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