She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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