So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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