Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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