you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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