so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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