Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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