Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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