apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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