Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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