I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I did not marry a roomba.
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