well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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