The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Watching her eat just hurts me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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