i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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