He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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