Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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