Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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