just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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