so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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