at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize