You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
