Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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