dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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