I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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