bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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