i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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