I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have so much sex to catch up on
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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