Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
