my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
operation have a gay friend backfired
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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