somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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