was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Do plants get herpes?
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