Do vagina's smell?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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