who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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