I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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