were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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