Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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