i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My liver just had a heart attack.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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